Showing posts with label weeds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weeds. Show all posts

Thursday, April 05, 2012

Wicked Weeds

That's their polite name. Mofo weeds is their impolite name. Some of them are, I kid you not, 20 feet tall; these are little baby ones. Their roots grow perpendicular to the plant stem & are at least half as long as the stems. Cutting them down is a temporary & somewhat futile measure, as 10 new shoots will grow out of one stem that's been cut. They're usually too difficult to pull up, so I do chop them, but the ground is so wet right now that I've been able to pull up a lot of the smaller ones lately. I HATE THIS PLANT. It isn't native to the US; it was imported as an ornamental plant by some idiot whom I hope is now rotting in hell. Ha! I didn't realize I had this much to say about them; I must hate them, indeed. 

That is a knee-high boot there. I chopped and/or pulled up dozens of these yesterday, & last weekend, & the weekend before, & last year, & et cetera, ad nauseum; and dozens more await. As god is my witness, I swear that one day our property will be free of them. Free! FREE!!