Return of the Giant Green Katydids from Outer Space

These katydids fascinate me. This guy is even larger than last year's monstrous specimen. This one appeared on the front door a few nights ago. It was GINORMOUS, as Amber would say. It nearly ate me; that first photo is right before it pounced. I wrestled it to the ground but was almost a goner; only my giant human brain and superior strength allowed me to overcome its wiles and power.