Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Brown Recluse Haiku

1.
Little Brown Recluse,

Why are you in my kitchen?
You're not so little.

2.
Little Brown Recluse,
Why are you in my bathtub?
You're not wanted here.

3.
Little Brown Recluse,
Why are you in my bedroom?
This is so not right.

2 comments:

Graham said...

Little Brown Recluse,
Why are you in my household?
Feel the shoe of death!

Kaila said...

Little Brown Recluse,
Fear not—in my household there
Are no shoes of death.

Shame on you, Brother,
For even suggesting such
A thing. How could you!